HAPPY BIRTHDAY VON!!

hollah for a dollah

Hey kidz
I'm sat in my local library and I shall tell you a tale.

-Yesterday I saw Noah & The Whale with Vic, it was going sort of well...I suppose, until a man in a hat shouted "SMILE!" at us from between the tour buses as we drank some "hot chocolate" with stolen plastic knives. After he disappeared I thought nothing more of it, and oh how very wrong I was. This self same man then went onto try to sell us some bikes, ask us if we thought this little turd was "Pretty" (no) and then gave us beer? I don't know what he was expecting...We had to return the beer and hot foot it down the road as he shouted after us. I was tense for another half hour fo' sho'.
Scary stuff.
And what does Charlie Fink do? Laugh his curly-haired, London ass off at us.
I'm not usually this bitter (?) I suppose you could say, but that was the most harassed I've ever felt!
Noah and the Whale were lovely though and I'm very glad I went!

-Other reasons for me to be excited are that Jay Jay Pistolet is playing on the 28th of November at some place called Dulcimer(?!) and I might have possibly not sure for certain got a review of Josh Weller into Same Teens fanzine :)

-It's Von's birthday today aswell, so Happy Birthday again lovely, I hope what's left of the day is the best yet!!

love and caring bizniz, Mary xxx

ps, I'm also going to unashamedly promote my musak blog I Am Machin. And it turns out I was on Golden Silvers guestlist guys! Ha.

i feel so fucking proud

i helped annoy chris moyles on radio1 this morning.
i sent in a text asking him if the special take that announcement was that they are releasing new tour dates, and after the track stopped playing on the radio, he was saying about how people have been texting in asking him if what he was ment to be announcing was the tour date.
YESSSSSSSS
i only knew because my dad goes to the same gym as howards brother from take that and they are good mates so he finds out all loads of stuff, like they are going to the brit awards!

anyway
as victoria said its half term, one whole week off.
it doesnt really seem much to me because i spent yesterday reading, texting vicky and sewing...
and today i got up at 7.15am and couldnt sleep so i had a drink of tea and decided to take my time getting ready. Now i am waiting on my grandma to text me saying she is home so we can go shopping at crown point, well she just rang me and said she is on her way round!
Got a text before off lucy asking if i am free to do some media filming tomorrow, i suppose i am but i dont want to film at the moment!


love sheridan

hello lisa
von
vicky
charlotte
and mary
x

"Airport, you've got a smiling face, you took the one I love so far away, flying away, flying away..."

I thought I'd post this story, because yesterday was a very important day for me. So, my mother and I went to the airport because my sisters arrived here ! I've been waiting for this moment for months ! It was really amazing. When I saw my two sisters, I had such a silly smile on my face ! I couldn't stop hugging Laura, and when I realized that there was also my older sister, I couldn't stop hugging her ! Haha... Then we went back to home, my dog was so excited when he saw them ! He couldn't stop moving around his tail, it was funny ! I feel a bit delighted now, I'm not alone anymore !

- Lisa.

PS : Victoria, you do have a talent ! You are very talented, but you haven't realized it yet ! :D

now i walk the streets like a stranger in my own town...

hmmm i have a week off. thank god. i have never hated modern history so much. it's awful, why did i take it? Only 8 months-ish until i get it finished and fail the exam. aswell as my music one and probably every other exam. not looking forward to june 09 at all. or august 09 when i get it on a piece of paper that i've failed. urgh.

anyway, today was good, me, sheridan and geraldine went to town, which was a nice change and a good day. i bought loads of jumpers and t-shirts for me and charlotte to paint and sell, finally, yes!
and tomorrow it's my brothers, chris' birthday and we're off to see the mystery jets which is really cool and a bonus being we get to see mary. oh and then noah and the whale on monday! :D exciting stuff!

i'm hungry, not sure what to have to eat...spaghetti on toast? choco snaps? (tescos version of coco pops which is about 100000000000x better than coco pops!! and cheaper.) hmmm, i should go see what i can have.

oh yeah, could people recommend some songs/send me some? I really want to listen to some different music, we can do music trades :]
so if your up for a music trade, comment and then i'll give you my email and we can send some songs. or you could send me a mix cd. :D whatever floats your boat! just comment.

i'm going to go search for some food, my blog posts are so boring, von and charlotte have good imaginations. i'm searching for my talent. hmph. i want an accordian. i wish i could play an instrument properly. give me a talent. :(

- victoria x

The new porn idea

The other month whilst uploading pictures in glasgow i decided to innocently tag this picture of Von with the words; 'Pig Porno'.

After I tagged it I thought nothing more about it. It was just a joke between the three of us that were there. That was until I started noticing something on flickr stats. For the last two months this photo has been constantly viewed by people typing into google and yahoo the words; "Pig Porn", "Pig Porno", "Pigs gettin jiggy" and various other pig porn related words and phrases.

I always thought the porn industry would survive just on hetrosexual or homosexual films and the occasional girl on horse film. But no, it seems porn watchers have become bored with this and want something more. It's not hot to watch two girls getting it on anymore. The new generation of porn watchers want crazy hot pig action.

Each to their own I guess.

Love Charlotte

x

i'm friends with a ping pong champion.

i did some really interesting things today. here is what i did.

- took a computing intermediate 1 nab. 

- learnt (more) about utilitarianism.

- talked about the war.

- read a philip larkin poem.

- did some german speaking.

- read new scientist.

- pretended i was 3 years younger.

- built 2 kinder egg toys.

- got caught in the rain.

- had a banter with danny, sam, brian and sean (the ping pong champ).

anyway, i just thought i would tell you all about my day. i downloaded a lot of devendra banhart and joanna newsom last night to complete my collection. it's the right time of year for their music.

also, hello lisa! it's wonderful to have you as part of the byoc team! 

(next post will contain story.)

over and out, 

- vonny x