you have a smelly bum.

i am going to post every day for this october week. 

today i found a stray kitten lying by the roadside so i stopped my tricycle and put the kitten in the basket underneath the handlebars and drove it back home. when i showed my dad he said "no, you cannot keep it. it smells and it's not clean, it will make a mess." but i didn't want to get rid of it so i decided to hide it in my sock drawer.

later on that night after a vicious game of slapsies with my little brother (he owned me) i took a can of tuna and a couple of prawns to hugh-ee jackonelli (this is what i named the kitten. mr nelli for short) and he gobbled them up like a greedy bugger of a cat.

my mother made sloppy fish pie for dinner and when she wasn't looking i folded it up in my napkin and took it to hugh-ee. he was very grateful, although he wished it had been less cheesy.

okay, bye!

- vonny

i feel like coughing ALL THE TIME.

i have a really bad cough. the kind that when you cough it doesn't clear your throat so you need to cough all the live long day. bastards.

last night rebecca and i watched sex and the city. damn, it was good. so girly and wonderful. i need to actually start reading and watching and doing more intellectual things (hahaha) because recently i've just been reading diary of a crush and eating galaxy (twin pack for £1.50 kids!).

today we are meant to be going to look at fish with my little brother. what an exciting life i lead.

also, i have a german essay to hand in a week today, what the fuck. it has to be written all in past tense. i'm so glad that online translators exist.

i can't think of anything else interesting to tell you except a) i ordered some books of amazon and b) i think i am going to buy a holga.

over and out,

- vonny x

(p.s read motherfudging sarra manning books. they are incredible.)

Being friends with an octopus.

I didn't even know we were still using this. I feel really, really bad right now. I've neglected our poor baby and have failed to pay love support. For this, feel free to punish me.

I'm sat here wondering what to type after a foookin amazing week. But Vic keeps distracting me because she wants me to look at how big the womans arse is on Extreme Makeover: Home edition. It's pretty big.

Love Charlotte

x

I’m glad that you were waiting with me, tell me all about your day...

Looks like we made it into the papers kiddos, They could of used better photos though, ah well, better look next time!

we're not in kansas anymore.

I am on my new macbook. It is beautiful.

I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to Vic about her film. It's not fucking fair that these things happen, especially to wonderful people. Life really can be shit.

On the point of life being shit I would like to post some religious sayings.

Shit happens - Taoism

Shit happens but it isn't really shit - Buddhism

If shit happens it's your fault - Catholicism

Let shit happen to someone else - Protestantism

Why does shit always happen to us? - Judaism

Just some of the religious sayings about shit that I found on a postcard in the Religious Moral and Philosophical Studies base at school. I've realised that I see my RMPS/Philosophy teacher Mr Nixon more than my own father. Although that's not hard.

Two weeks time - Mystery Jets. Oh yeaaa, for the like 6th time.

Over and out kids,

- Vonny x

i never thought i'd get so upset over a roll of film

but after waiting 2 years to see the spinto band, when you wait a week to get it developed and then you get told they all had double exposure, it makes you want to cry. Even more so when there were shit loads of funny pictures on the camera and those pictures were some good memories.

fucking shitty day i'm so upset over a roll of film
its actually pathetic.
arghhh

vic-wants to cry her eyes out-toria. x

I FUCKING

LOVE

THE SPINTO BAND!!