Soak 'em flexy (A doodle post)

I wanted to blog.

So, these past few days I've pretty much had no sleep. I either can't get to sleep or when I finally do I can't seem to STAY asleep. I've started violently thrashing myself around on the bed in an attempt to get to sleep! So far it's not working.

So anyway. I've been asked to do a drawing for Sherri which I'm finding pretty hard. I just can't seem to get Sherri right! I've done a few roughs so I need your help/suggestions please. Though, before you judge, this is what I had off Sherri to work with:


Ok, so basically she wants a picture of herself holding a dragon that is blowing out a candle. Here is what I have so far:





I think I'm just gonna have to start from scratch. Amongst all this drawing I decided to finally have another go at drawing Bugs Bunny. The last time I tried to draw him was when I was in single digits. I got a book on how to draw him for my birthday and I just never could. I love Bugs Bunny. :(

Although it's rough and he looks a bit perverted.... victory is mine.




Lot's of sexy love,

Charlotte

xxx

Yay for long looking posts.

bonded by blood.

I refuse to believe that the fact that Victoria Schofield and Orlando Weeks look so alike is just coincidence. I think that they were seperated at birth (or like, he/she got left in a basket when they were born. I also do not believe Orlando is the age he says he is because...I just don't.) Anyway, I decided to research everything further and have come to this conclusion:

I will be posting further evidence in future posts, this is only the beginning.

- Vonnytron. X

look me up in some phonebook under me and you.

I would like to make a post about my fiancé Charlotte. We are going to get married soon and share our love with the world.

Charlotte is the most perfect person to be with. She is funny, kind, a good cook and even better in bed. I believe that all the poems about true love were written about Charlotte. Her eyes are like sapphires, when she smiles it's like the sun is breaking out from behind a cloud and her soul is made up from all the beautiful thoughts and feelings that have ever existed.

If I didn't have Charlotte in my life I wouldn't be half the person I am today. My life would lack spirit, laughter, joy and most importantly love. Charlotte has given me a reason to live, something to love, and a reason to love life.

I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with Charlotte. She is my sun, my moon, my stars, my everything. If Charlotte wasn't around, I would be lost.

Charlotte, I love you.

- Vonny x

My Glasgow Girl

I often wonder what would've happened if it was Vons mum who would've walked in on me doing the crab dance. I guess we'll never know.

But more importantly I just wanted to make a post showing my lesbian cheese love for a certain girl. ;)

Love, Charlotte

xx

A good jig around the pixie pole is needed.

Ok, so since I haven't blogged since... whenever it was I'll do a quick sum up of the last few days.

G-g-g-g-unit were reunited after one members suspension. Ultimate dance moves followed. My Dorito love grew stronger and got more freaky. My two younger sisters aged 6 & 7 started a band. Not long after the 6 year old whom also is the band manager, fired two members of the band. The next day they were allowed to join the band again, only to be fired one hour later.

"Rachael, do you even want to be in this band? Do you want to play lead kazoo? Because right now you're acting like a 1 year old and you are 11!" - Band manager/singer/dancer/6 year old.

Now I'm having a complete block and I can't remember details of the last few days. I do however remember going out last night to a friends leaving meal/party and he only showed up for 2 minutes as he was already drunk and been out at the casino. I can't hate him though. He was my first fiancé.

Anyway, to make this blog even longer I will tell you about my Dorito daydreams. The other night when I came in from work at about 20 past 12 I went into the kitchen and to my suprise my mum and Carl were still up and there was a big bag of Doritos on the kitchen top. I was tempted to have a packet but decided I might aswell wait until morning... When I woke up there wasn't any there at all. It turns out that I had imagined the Doritos on the kitchen top and that they weren't there when I got in from work.

:( This is only one of many fake Dorito sightings.

Oh. and Calum is amazing.


Love Charlotte

xxx

she sits on the steps by the eiffel tower square

Yesterday I had a water fight. It was Cat's little brother's birthday and we all went to her house and got SOAKED. But it was fun. Super fun.

Then we hung about, ate curry and sat in the secret room (there is a video on flickr). We stayed up until like 2am because there was a programme about Underage that they said The Maccabees would be on. BUT THEY WEREN'T. Screw you Channel 4.

Slept until 12. Had a fried egg sandwich and some salt and vinegar crisps. Checked emails. Jammed in the front room (title of this is from a freshly written song, assuming there are steps by the Eiffel Tower). Took down recycling. Drank some coke and ate cake. Took some photos. Came home.

I am so hungry and I've eaten so much. But I'm still hungry. Not good.

This post was pointless, I just wanted to fill everyone in on what I've been doing.

Big big love!

- Vonnytron

by my side, you'll never be

so no ones blogged today which is weird, well yesterday because i just looked and noticed it's 12.27am. shittt. I'm watching greys anatomy. i love this programme. today we went to town, we being me, charlotte and sheridan, was a nice trip.

can't really think of much else to say, so yes, hope everyones good!

love, victoria x

eww.

my hands smell and taste of fimo...

surely that's not good.

i wrote charlotte a poem to show her how much i love her but she might not share it.

weeksie and charl, i love you dearly.

- vontronic x

p.s i have to go and see angus, thongs and perfect snogging AGAIN tomorrow. i guess i can look forward to maccabees lovin' <33333

Points for sparing me (the embarrassment of drunken conduct)

so i just wanted to blog to say what i've just ate for my tea. crisp butties and party rings.
I'm listening to the spinto band too and getting really excited for october 5th. I can't wait, i'm going to be peeing myself in excitement.

that's about it really!

love victoria, X

My memory doesn't help in bloggin' situations

Ok, so the whole taking it in turns to post blogs can just die now. I forgot what days I was supposed to do as soon as you announced them.

I'm now struggling to remember what I did today. I remember feeling sad as I looked at the half empty bag of Doritos.

This morning I was telling everyone how we should go to the park early but no, everyone was either watching tv or reading books. So when we did finally decide to get in the car and drive to the GOOD park it started pissing it down. So we turned the car round and went back. We had a nice indoor picnic. Just us seven girls of the house sat eating ice fingers and watching Peter Pan. I do believe in Faries! I do! I do!

& now I'm sat here tired, listening to some www.myspace.com/joshweller ella.


Love, Charlotte

xx

sticking to my word

So earlier i said i'd blog later on, so here we go.

We got in the car, went to get some food because we were planning on going to a park and having a picnic, but then Manchester being Manchester, it started raining, so instead we headed home, put a 'picnic rug' and ate our food whilst watching peter pan (Not the cartoon one!) It was nice.

So now I'm really quite tired considering it's not even 6.30. Hmmm I'm trying to think about what else to say but i can't, i have a headache!

love victoria

P.s Von don't worry about the days thing, i can't be bothered with it!

remember you had a walkman.

It's alright for some, swanning off to the park while others are sitting in a double period of Philosophy ready to take a nap. School again, the "headteacher" (whose name is William Wight, but he is nothing like the real William White) came up to us today and started talking about how smart and mature we looked in our shirts and ties. I wanted to shout out "I feel ridiculous! I don't look mature! I just look like I should be going to school! Uniform goes against everything I stand for!" but thought I'd better leave it so I turned up Jamie T full volume.

I bought my friend's Fujifilm Instax today (Charlotte that explains my text) for a tenner. It weighed down my already heavy bag like a motherfudger but hey, that's life. I have an ulcer on my top lip as well as my bottom and it hurts so badly. I want to cry.

Listen to (I've been jamming to this recently): http://www.box.net/shared/p52panbxe6
Look at:
(I think we should scrap having certain days for certain people, I like blogging.)

That's me finished, see ya later, ciao bella!

Vonny x

p.s Charlotte, today we were watching some thing about Philosophy in class and I nearly burst out laughing thinking of the crab. I miss you two.

dorito lovin'

it's safe to say, me and charlotte are hooked on doritos, i blame Von.

We miss you von!
I'll blog properly later, we're off to the park!

victoria x

there's a hole in my heart that i want you to fill.

Okay, so it's not my day for blogging but I had my first day back at school today. Also, I've decided to start using capitals since all the cool kids are doing it. But anyway, I went to school today and looked like a tosser because we apparently have to wear shirts and ties (Vic will be happy to know this). It was complete tosh and school should be banned (not really because I do actually like learning).

I found this when I came home:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhP_ao3hfnk
(I don't know how to embed the video, Charlotte?)

And also, I think you should all watch this:

Victoria filmed it. It's also on her flickr. I think it's safe to say Charlotte and I were pretty excited by the lightsabers. I miss the Whites.

Over and out,

Vonny W x

A dark day for me.

I have just ate the last packet of Doritos (DORI-TOES) in the house. I knew I should've bought another 6 pack from tescos earlier. What am I going to eat now? Chocolate? I don't think so! I guess I am lucky that they don't sell the Nacho flavoured Doritoes over here in the UK. If they did by the end of the week I'd be both skint and obese. You'd most likely find me lying in the gutter with bright orange teeth - and that would be after one week.

I think we should all take a moments silence as I eat the last Dorito in the pack.

-

Done.

I also want to take this moment to say; Von, I miss dancing for you. :(

Love Charlotte

x

don't wanna lie alone.

victoria and charlotte are on the train now. i dropped them off at the station and they left at 20 to 2. i feel unbelievably mopey. i think i'm going to have a bath, read, maybe have a hot chocolate and a nap. my heart isn't doing too good.

i've had more fun this summer, especially during my trip to manchester and the schofield/white glasgow invasion, than i have in years. no joke. hopefully soon we can be reunited (EVERYONE this time) and party again. maybe it will be for maccabees, and hopefully by the end of the year. cross your fingers everyone, my life depends on it.

so now i don't really have anything to do. i'm probably going to end up wandering the halls of the flat looking for a schofield and breaking down when i can't find one. it's been so good, i miss them. charl and weeks, if you're reading this i love you two. you brighten up my life so much and i have so much fun when i'm with you.

i guess i should go and try not to slit my wrists.

big love out there.

- vonny x

Oh my! There are ducks in my pants.

Well, well, well... where do I start?

Let's just talk about Pizza Express.

Last night we decided to go out into town just so we could go eat at Pizza Express. ('We' being me, Von and Vic.) Pizza Express is basically a snobby version of Pizza Hut. It was shit. After we ordered our pizzas we realised we had forgotten to order Garlic bread! As we didn't know what the Garlic Bread at Pizza Express was like we just ordered one. Von was the one who asked for it anyway. So about ten minutes later what do we get? A FUCKING GARLIC CHODE. I'm not even joking. It also looked like a bit of a turd. Some Garlic man was probably sat in the kitchen just shitting them out onto plates for everyone.

This is the garlic chode in question:

The above has chodemania going on. If you entered it into a Chode competition it would win first place.

Oh and today I made Von cry.

Love Charlotte.

i don't feel as if i know you, you take up all my time

I'm being abused mentally and physically by both Charlotte and Siobhain. It's horrible. I'm going to need counseling after tomorrow. Von was having some psycho laughing fit before, it was worrying. Von may come across as small and innocent but she isnt, she's a bully. Charlotte always been a bully so i know how to handle that biatch.

We ate pasta earlier. Scooby doo shaped pasta. At the table with candles. We drank capri suns with it too. I know, i know, how fucking romantic. Don't you wish you were there? I bet you do, actually i don't bet, I KNOW.

I can't be arsed writing anymore because it takes effort and i'm still recovering from all the abuse i've recieved over the last few days. send me sympathy please. thanks.

lots of lovin' weeksy.

yeah you're cool. twat.

this is our blog bitches. victoria, charlotte and von in glasgow round the table ha ha ha ha ha fucking ha.

i'm a little bit hyper becuz i put bongela on my ulcer and it's a fucking drug. i've got a sore throat (from all the shouting in our last fight) because charlotte was pretending to be a crab and i walked in on her and then i got all hysterical and all that stuff and ha ha ha it was hilarious. we took a video, maybe it will be floating about somewhere. i am laughing like a crazy assed mofo. oh yeaaa.

vic and charl are singing jamie t. it's funny.

i'm getting a bit sleepy after my laughing fit, my eyes are going. ooooooooopsssz. anyway, we went pizza express last night and it was fucking disgusting. don't go. ever. ever. ever in your whole life.

i would just like to say that i love charlotte and victoria so much. they're two of the best girls in the whole world and i feel like we're all family when we're together. they mean so much to me and despite only knowing each other for less than a year they're two of my best friends in this vast vast universe. i love them dearly.

toodle pip.

- vonnytron x