the obligatory christmas post.

So we're 26 minutes into Christmas Day '08 and, for me anyway, it doesn't feel anything like Christmas at all. Me and my mum opened a present each at midnight (it's our tradition). I got gorgeous pistachio chocolate from Paris. I'm now sitting watching the Father Ted Christmas special, it's probably the Christmas special to end all Christmas specials. Priests trapped in a lingerie section = comic genius.

Anyway, I hope everyone has a really brilliant Christmas! I hope you all get some cracking presents and stuff your faces with Christmas dinner. Enjoy the Queen as well!

Nelson's Island Vibration's big reunion is coming up in the next few weeks which means our first rehearsal in a while. Cassie's got a new keyboard and I'm getting a new guitar in the sales so we're all very excited about messing around with our shiny new instruments. We're hopefully gonna have a couple of new songs coming up in 2009 as well so I'll keep you all posted.

Lots of festive love,

Vontronic x

my party probably wasn't better than yours

...cos I'm a terrible host. Thank you to everyone who came and put up with my haphazard house! You are amazings.
York's present to me was to tell me that, no, I cannot come over and improve their Uni tenfold. Whatever. I didn't wanna go anyway!

What's going on todayyyyyy?! I've got stuff to dooooo xxxx

doodz.

see you frydaye.

- vonnytron

x

gutted

I feel obliged to post this.
This morning my mum asked if she could go on my laptop to check her emails, as she was sat on the bed on msn bob my annoying gay cat was attacking my feet, so i grabbed him and gave him a big hug.
whilst hugging bib mum turned round and said 'oh i didn't think you of forgiven bob that easily' i looked her with my typical blank expression as in to say 'what are you on about!" she then told me about bob, knocking over the only cup i drink my tea out of at home, on the floor. i assumed he did it last night and told mum i didn't hear her have ago at him for it and she said 'oh no it was a few days ago now but i didn't want to upset you!'. the only i didn't notice is because we are out of tea bags!


I AM TOTALLY GUTTED
i don't like any of the cups at home apart from that one, it wasn't even a pretty cup but it was still my cup!

MY MUSIC LISTING

i was on the bus this morning and i thought whats my favourite music like and then i was talking to coxy about the answering machine and stuff so i decided to type my list.
Soo my music WHO I LIKE LIST (i haven't really thought about this properly):

1.the courteeners
2.the answering machine
3.the maccabees
4.the wombats
5.the horrors
6.katy perry
7.amy winehouse
8.one night only
9.we are scientists
10.reverend and the makers
11. arctic monkeys
12. the kooks
13.josh weller

oh NOTE:
if bored in a exam try and say the alphabet backwards and every time you stop to think you have to start again. it got me through my 2 hour textiles exam which i finished with an hour to spare.

:)

sherri

Orange fesssssssssssssssssst

It's true, I have a cold.

I was just in Tesco and I realised that I unconciously bought 2 oranges (they're 30p each! bargain!) and an orange juice drink without even thinking about my Vitamin C intake. And now I really want some orange chocolate too. I have Vitamin C cravings now?
I am striving desperately to be better for my birthday (week on Saturday people!) and also not not NOT to get a coldsore under my nose :(

IN EVEN BETTER NEWS. THE BEST NEWS ALL THIS COLLEGE RELATED YEAR:
I was told that my English Lit coursework is in short, amazing with a capital A. How did I do it? I do not know. Even though it was only ten days ago that I handed it in, Ian McPoowan seems a whole world away and thank the Lord for that! When I did my last reading it didn't stand out to me as something that would blow the minds of teachers(ish). And I don't wanna blow the Mary trumpet of jooooooy, but it was apparently undergraduate standard kids.

Happy fripping 11th of December.

i'm in love;

I love it. It's about mario karts. I'm not going to write anymore because i'm too busy thinking about how amazing the song is.

-victoria XXXXX

a game for you. (win chocolate!)

so it's been a long time since i've posted, i've been busy with school and over the next week i have all my mocks, fun! so i thought i'd do a game, i'm going to lit a line from 50 songs that come up at random itunes and you have to guess what song the lines from. (no googling, cheats.) so here we go.
comment with the song name and band/artist you think. whoever gets the most will win a bar of chocolate of their choice. i'll let this go on until the 31st january and then if no one has them all right, i'll just send it to the one who gets the most done! :] by the way, no multiple entries, so make sure you do as many as you can think of before entering because as eminem said, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow this opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo!

1. and you're close to the edge but you're hanging on
2. knowing my future down to a year or a day
3. i fed it to a cow!
4. in this little number we are graced by two displays of character
5. oh, don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
6. when you want you can get out
7. so hard to believe, that you're dreaming of me too
8. no one ever plans to sleep out in the gutter
9. she's so hot she's making me sexist
10. l o v e i'll see you later
11. give the girl some cash cause your mother said so
12. reading your mind, i'm listening clear
13. so i sit and i wait steal a cart, navigate to your castle
14. give me one last love song, to bring you back
15. yo, man... there’s a lot of brothers out there flakin’ and perpetratin
16. the vicar, or whatever, took her to one side and gave her confirmation
17. rock, rock, rock said the boys on top
18. Why don’t we just face the facts and leave it all alone?
19. still don't know what i was waiting for
20. if my lips start smiling and my knees start a-knocking
21. i feel like i'm chasing the guy from lucky charms
22. i will show you, how love is meant to be
23. i know i'm always not all that strong
24. the people who surround her feel the benefit of it
25. if you catch me with my hands in the till
26. paper dolls and people, they're the very same shape
27. the freaks hit the road and they never look back
28. we made a promise to keep our mouths shut
29. things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past
30. i'm glad to see you
31. this is my presentation of what you must think of me
32. i can't help but be calm, I can't help but pretend
33. fuck tha police
34. but it taught me before a decision ask this question first
35. if you'd call me now baby, i'd come a running
36. we're caught in a moment and i wont let it go
37. i wanna live for today, i wanna roll in the hay
38. show me the road through eagles eyes
39. i'm the one who makes mistakes, i'm the one who can't say sorry
40. it's okay you know girls like mystery
41. With your empty heart and mine full of pain
42. here's to the gods and their seats on high
43. never took no shit from no one, we weren't fools
44. i'm on the corner waiting for a light to come on
45. you twist and tore our love apart
46. and i am thankful for the love, these rocks have always given
47. you're lost little girl
48. if you're not careful you might rob us of this local treasure
49. it's a god awful small affair, to the girl with the mousy hair
50. we do as we please, yeah from morning, till the end of the day


there we go, i've given you more than one line for some to make it easier, i've also decided i'll allow you 3 clues, so email zutonic05@yahoo.co.uk with the title "3 clues" and just give me the 3 numbers you'd like a clue for.

ALSO SEND YOUR ENTRIES TO zutonic05@yahoo.co.uk


enjoy kiddas,

victoria. XXXX

!@$^@&^*!^£

i just bought the most beautiful shoes in the world.

- vonnytron

i love...

it when mum makes cakes for people.
There is tonnes of left overs such as:
icing
butter cream
cake mixture
spongey cake

and its all mine because mum cant eat cakes she has made, because she gets paranoid about it tasting funny.
I will put a picture of it up later when its finished.
yesss.

anyway hope your all okay,
flickr meet soon and possibly THE ANSWERING MACHINE gig wooooooooooo

Can I hide inside?

I was told that kite flying's for lovers
I was told that we can share the covers

If you'd like me to
I'll try to be brave like you
If you'd like me to
I'll try to be pretty too

I was told that you rest with another
Weren't you told Son, that's rung by your mother?

If you'd like me to
I'll try to be brave like you
I know you'd like me to
I'll try to be pretty too

If what you means so true
Why do the vertebrates cling to you?
If what you love holds you
Why you watching the horse pass you

I was told that kite flying's for lovers.



I love all of you guys.
M xxx.

Vivid dreams and a superiority complex (a.k.a boring post)

It's only 10:10pm and I'm so tired yet again (when am I not?), and yet again, like many times over these past few weeks the thought of going to bed actually makes me really nervous. So tonight like most nights I'll probably still be up in the early hours of the morning pacing up and down the living room. But anyway, the reason I'm telling you this is because over the past few weeks I've been having more and more random dreams and actually remembering them!

Last week I ran through and up a huge towering building that seemed to have been devastated by some sort of explosion. Why was I running? Because a big fucking elephant was threatening to rip my insides out. Yes, the elephant could talk. I feel a bit sorry for the guy in my dream though, I'm guessing the guy was a friend, the face was a blank so sorry if it was anyone reading this. You died. But it was pretty much your fault anyway, you shouldn't have been heckling the crazy, homocidal (and really fucking huge) elephant in the first place. I only just managed to wake myself from the dream before the elephant could work out where I was hiding. The following day I went into town with my friends from college to look at the german markets, I completely freaked out when I saw a set of wooden elephants. Was that bastard of an elephant taunting me?

This week I dreamt about going back to L.A to see some sort of event with my older sister Harriet, my brother Christopher and our friend Cath. I was really pissed off. The event was on the sunday but Harriet was forcing me to take Christopher on the thursday to L.A. I was even more pissed off because it was infact thursday! So it ended up with me rushing to get plane tickets and head down to the airport. I remember waking up really angry.

And last night I had a dream that my mother came upto me with what looked like cockroaches all over her face. She told me they were special 'spot bugs'. You apparently put them on your body and they eat away at your spots leaving you zit free! At first I was reluctant to put the bugs on my face. (I'd never put any bugs on my face willingly) So my mum put one on my face. I won't lie to you, it scared me. But all of a sudden I started feeling really tired and at the same time I worried about falling to sleep with this bug on my face. Eventually I gave in and awoke to find no bug. It probably climbed into my head through my ear as soon as my eyes shut and is now making love to my brain.

I really need to get out more.

Love, Charlotte.

x

p.s - I apologise for any grammar crap, I'm lucky I'm even able to function right now.

So sad

Hollyoaks omg poor tony he was only trying to help.
LOOKS LIKE HE IS GOING TO HAVE TO MOVE.
NOOOO

need to do my proverb pictures for tonight and my batteries died.

anyway my aunty is out of hospital, apparently there wasnt any beds avaliable so she has to go back to hospital next week to have a opp, was going to visit her tonight got her some chocolates and a card, the choclates have now been eaten: ferrero rouchers yummy!

Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa parmigiano ... HELPPPPPP!

Hello everyone,

I hope that you are all well. I just wanted to share that horrible video with you. You'll see how stupid Italian ads are, this is awfully hilarious. I just can't stop to laugh, and on the other hand, I can't stop to think that it is ... sad. Well, enough said, here is the monstrous thing :




- Lisa.

PS : Sorry, I made you lose 2 minutes and 16 seconds of your life.

"right guys, who wants to dress as a tranny?"

Hello blog readers (other chodesters). Here is a quick update of things that have happened and will happen:

- Senior Dance is December 11th, in other words, two weeks today! Eek!

- Sins of Love (aka KP, VW, MF) had a Mystery Jets dance party in the kitchen last Saturday.

- The Futureheads next Tuesday and Wednesday. I think I might be street-teaming for Wednesday's show...

- Tomorrow night Ru (that's Robyn's baby name) and I are going to celebrate 30 years of Grease at G12 cinema. Dressing up is allowed! Hooray!

- In about half an hour Nelson's Island Vibration will meet up and have a "band meeting" to discuss the release of the EP. Exciting stuff!

- Also, this time next month it will be 2 days after Christmas. I will have already partied on down in Manchester and had a party on Christmas day with Rebecca and Yusra too. I think that deserves another hooray...hooray!

- I'm terribly happy as 2 of my grades from the exams in May of this year have been upgraded to the top mark. This is good!

I don't have much else to say so, over and out

- Vonny

i usually check

went to the shops and came back left my phone on the chair had a drink of tea and had something to eat.
my phone goes off, i look at it and i notice 2 text messages.
ones off my grandma and ones off my dad both telling me my aunty is getting rushed to hospital.
So i reply to both and get a responce of my aunty is being rushed from ashton all the way up here to the hospital round the corner from mine.

she has a blockage in a tube going into her kidney, they found it when she went for a scan at her local hospital and she got rushed here.
I dont know what i am to do, should i go and see her or wait till i know whats happened and wait till she is okay then visit her....

:S


anyway there is nothing i can do so i had better keep out of the way. my mum saw this coming in her cards but didnt tell me; as soon as i told her she said i saw it coming i knew there was a illness coming and then ran off to do her cards again to see what happens, apparently mums cards said everything is going to be fineee!


anyway
get better aunty!

I loved you first

Hope this finds you in good stead brothers and sisters,

Sooooooo, um, I'm wondering if anyone would like to accompany me to Brighton in the February half term (13-23?) to look at the Uni? I never put myself out like this (not like that!) but I'd really like some company, as nobody else I know going to Uni finds Brighton attractive..?
And since there has been some talk of going there sometime, it seems like the ideal opurtunityyy??? I'm not thinking of spending however long I go for, staring at the Uni, I would very much like to do some "sightseeing" and make it a proper little excursion...I haven't finalised accomodation etc yet but just as a rough plan mubee, possibly, yes? Pllllllllllllllllllleeeeease?

Winchester have said I can come along to their place if I am a very good girl and get 300 UCAS points, so I could get in with ABC in my A levels? Not too shabby! I will take off my shoes before I go inside, promise.

I'm up up and away to see Portico Quartet tonight. They're awesuuuuum. Go & listen to their classically jazzy experimental music soon, yeah?

Mary x

p.s. I DID NOT REALISE ESSER IS IN TOWN TOMORROW! I should've known :((((

HELLO :)

I LOVE THIS:



okay.
Hello there,
Today i had music and i found out i am playing one of the most annoying abba songs out "super truper" for my music gcse performance (its one of the two i am not keen on).
Anyway i want kanye wests new album i saw a really sweet review written about it and it made me want it more and i also want beyonces new one, yessssss...

thats it.
OH AND I NEED A FUCKING JOB.

sheridan
x

ps.
get well soon vicky

The incarnation of kindness.

VON
IS
AMAZING !

update

Okay so, I am currently sat watching Girls Aloud’s out of control hits, drinking tea , eating jam on toast and wearing a furry hood which attaches to my mums coat.
For the first time in what seems like ages (because it is!) I have painted my nails and not chipped them for a whole 10 mins!
Tomorrow i am in town and then the week after at a PARTAYYYYYY.

erm
not much to update on sorry


sherri x

the long and winding road

Today I got my first sniff of University acceptance.
York have "acknowledged" my application and I should hear whether they want a bit of Mary Machin in their town soon enough, along with the rest.
I still don't have a clue where I want to go. Do I go with the Southern/London connection option, i.e. Winchester/Brighton? Or do I stay at home? Or do I go with the Glasgae option, friends/family/cheaper fees?...And then there's York which is neither far nor near.
Eep.
I'll keep you posted.

Besides this I would like to burn my copy of Enduring Love. Bah bah and bah.
I'm most undoubtedly looking forward to next Friday :))))

Mary xxx

won't you shut the fuck up.

as some of you might know nelson's island vibration have been taking a bit of a break from rehearsing and such. what with cat's new job at gap and cassie's fro to be tamed we've not really had much time. but soon we will be back in the studio and releasing some fresh jamz for all you amazing fans out there. thank you for being patient with us, we're trying to get the record finished as quickly as possible so we can get back to playing gigs.  

i spoke to cass recently and she said she was writing an art review for some magazine, so keep your eyes peeled for that. she also celebrated her birthday last week so we're all going out soon for that. cat went out last thursday to see the wombats (with the incredible golden silvers supporting, seriously they are wonderful) and as far as i know she's still stalking davo from starbucks.

on a more personal note my downstairs neighbours have been drilling and hammering and that ALL WEEKEND (that's not a euphemism) and they're still going.  i've taken today off because after celebrating the fulham victory a little too much my stomach went into meltdown. i will never drink coca cola again. 

also, i've been listening loads to stephen fry reading paddington bear. it's fucking amazing. i wish he was my great uncle or something, he's such a legend.

but anyway, here's a recent press shot of us lot. you'll see what i mean about cassie's fro. (ignore how cold i am.)

till next time, take care!

- vonny

now i know what heartache is.

maccabees - rob = despair.

i feel sick. i've already cried. i don't know what to say or think.

- vonny

(on a happy note fulham beat tottenham 2-1)

"...we were given free at the store."

ght I could post this. This is so amazing... Enjoy !

- Lisa.

Dreaming of you

By 'you' I mean 'Future Chinchilla'. I really, really wish I had a pet Chinchilla. I always wanted one when I was younger aswell as wanting Mice and Chipmunks. I was never allowed Mice because we had cats and my mum always said that chipmunks were smelly. I never mentioned these animals again. That was until Brad lent me House season 4 a few days ago. For some reason, Chinchillas started popping into my head and then I started looking at pictures.

Check this one I found on flickr from this account:

I know, I know. It's fucking adorable. I love how fat/chubby they are. Anyway, back to House. House and these Chinchillas got me thinking; wouldn't it be incredible to sit up and watch episodes of House and Law & Order: SVU with my own Chinchilla?! We could sit up and watching back to back episodes of House, SVU, Gilmore Girls and maybe even a bit of CSI.

Maybe when I eventually move out I'll get myself a Chinchilla...

Love Charlotte

x

FUCKING GEEK BITCH

Just because your not as cool/popular as me!
:)

okay so today i had 2nd lesson just before break i had french, my friend Lucy kept bugging the teacher by asking her how to spell many things in french. As a result of this, miss just started to ignore her, so instead she got me to ask miss the questions. Now for those people that know me you will know i am not exactly tall, okay so i am smaller than average height i think (no comments needed on the subject!). Lucy wanted to know how to say 'i am still growing' in french and got me to ask miss, so miss said my name and i told her i wanted to know how to say 'i am still growing' in french and the whole class was laughing but i didn't mind i was laughing too, UNTIL....



some fucking slag faced geek turned round and said 'what outwards or upwards?!?!' the whole class suddenly stopped laughing and stared at the fucking hoe, then on e of the boys that sit in front of her turned round and called her a bitch and some others were like ' your not going to just sit back and take that are you Sherri' i just shrugged it off and got back to doing my work.

BREAK TIME:
so we all sat down at the table me Lucy and jasmine told Vicky and Georgia what had happened and they were going crazy, saying stuff about her and totally angry. Vicky then told someone from her tech about it and the girl went over to speak to the hoe bag that had said what she did in french. Later on the slag came over and apologised to me saying she didn't realise she had 'hurt my feelings' WHO IN THERE RIGHT MIND WOULDN'T FEEL OFFENDED BY THAT! and said she realised after she had said it, it was the wrong thing to say, so then Vicky turned round to her and asked her why she said it in the first place if she knew it was harsh. Our conclusion was that she was never going to say sorry because in her mind it was still funny but she had to come over and say something because someone had gone over to her table and told her it was a bit on the harsh side.....


so my question is why did it take her nearly 20 mins to figure out what she had said was wrong, and to make matters worse she was only sat on the table next to me too!

anyway i have another proverb photo to do
fun fun fun

http://flickr.com/photos/shedrinkswhisky/sets/72157608972354342/

i would also like to day well done to Vicky and Von on there first 365 days photo the were both very nice and good luck!

day 1 of 365.

so i started my 365 days. click the picture.
sorry it's crap blahblah.




victoria X

names

so i am sat at home its 7.48 am, i am usually on the bus down to vickys now but instead i am sat at home on the sofa watching a movie called 'savages' it doesnt seem that bad at the moment.
Today i woke up to a splitting head ache, sore stomach and bad ancle, so mum said i could stay off; well infact she just muttered 'what coursework havent you done then' and went back to sleep so i took it as a 'yes you can stay off my little one and get better'

recently people have been refering to me as SHEZ which is what i used to be known as in primary school, its just strange that two people who have never met both decide at the same time, to call me this, those two people are charlotte and my mums friend mo.

TODAY i am officailly starting my each letter of the alphabet thing to do with proverbs on flickr today, and i think coxys doing it too. Victorias and my idea was to get em and coxy to do the same proverbs each day so that we can see what others peoples own interpretations are of it, but last night i thought it doesnt really matter what order they are done is aslong as we do the same sayings....

:)


sheridan
x

I looked at my watch....it was Obama time.

Awwww man! What is it with college and letting people come in at 10:30am only to find they're free until 3pm? They deceive you into thinking that frees are a.m.a.z.i.n.g. they are not. Do not be fooled. It's not like I can even go home nowwww.
I went to see the great Emmy The Great yesterday at The Deaf Institute last night. That venue is kerrazy, it's like a miniature auditorium with a balcony, and has wicked ass wallpaper! As an added bonus to Miss Moss I also got to see Ric Hollingberry, a member of Pengilly's, a definite find of '08. He is suuuuuuch a sweetie!!!
As for Emmy, I can only say the same, she was amazing live too, obviously! It's a pretty good thing if you find it completely endearing that she doesn't know the words to her own songs <3
The support band Blue Roses are also worth looking up, although it's only Laura Groves on the myspace atm. OH! And there was an innnncredible Obama CD playing! I need to find out where it's at!

over&out, Maryxxxx
ps. ONCE AGAIN my internet has decided to go on Holiday. Whaaaaat.

FUCK YES!

FULHAM - 2

NEWCASTLE - 1

GET IT UP YIS. WE FUCKING RULE.

- vonny

SHERIDANS PLANS

Right i have been on the buses quite a bit this week: school, Ashton and town. (I like to think of buses as a piece of transport that lets you have time to sit and think about everything whilst on the move.)

So all last week i decided to start thinking about the two months ahead of me, how it can all turn bad depending on what miss griffin says and the build up towards crimbo. Every year i leave Christmas shopping to the last min, (literally!) and this year will be no different even though i would like it to be. I was hoping that this time next month i would be well into working in a little shop of some sort, have some money and have a bank account with a card so i can buy a few of The Answering Machine songs on itunes but i have had no luck on the subject.


Okay so here's my thoughts whilst have been on the bus:
who needs a Christmas present?
how much should i spend on them?
how will i get the money for any presents family and friends; dad?
what should i get them?
if it needs to be posted when does it need to be posted by?
when have i got time to go Christmas shopping really?
whens the enemys new album out, what if its not out in time for crimbo, will my dad like the new kings of leon album, has he got it without me knowing (if so he is a gimp)?
how will i have a good Christmas if i have to spend it sewing like i work in a sweat shop?
when will i have time to revise for my gcses and mocks if i have to do my frickin sewing crap?
will my grandma do my tech for me?
and finally....
why has my name suddenly appeared on the cooking Christmas dinner list, which i never knew existed?


anyway today i have to do some filming in tescooooooooo for our media project great!
My new uncle was saying he got kicked out of tesco just for walking around filming his mate shopping, so what are they going to do to use when they see us walking down isles talking about anorexia and diet pills.


much love

sheridan
x

This shit is bananas.

So I don't think I've blogged for a while. I'm going to do this in handy bullet point form because I'm too lazy to type anything.

- Firstly and most importantly: WELL DONE AMERICA. Finally, we get that idiot out of the White House! As my friend Nigel said "from Kunta Kinte to Barack Obama. Who would have thought it".

- I've gotten really into football recently, I think it's my father's influence. He drew me out diagrams of the pitch and explained everything so now I can watch it AND understand it which equals maximum enjoyment. I can see why people love it.

- My new favourite film is Les Chansons d'amour. WATCH IT. It's fucking amazing and really quite beautiful (and that's just the lead actor). 

- Philosophy is becoming more interesting...and more difficult. Currently we're studying Epistemology ('how can we ever really know anything?') and Descartes. Also Utilitarianism, Kantianism and Artistotle's Virtue Ethics. It's so interesting and although it's hard (and sometiems slightly boring) I'm really starting to get it.

- I started Social Dancing at school today. Callum was my partner and there were about 100 of us in the games hall. At the very end of the class big Donaldson (a PE teacher) pointed at the two of us and made us dance right in the MIDDLE of the hall. In front of EVERYONE. Never been so embarrassed/laughed so much in my life.

That's me finished, see ya later, ciao bella!

- Vonny x

EDIT: Oh my god! Everyone needs to listen to the Foals cover of Hollaback Girl. I have had it on repeat. It's amazzzzzing.

younger boys older girls

Two of my friends told me they didn't like Nelson Mandela today (not a race thing!). This is like blaspheme to me as my mother found out she was pregnant with me before my parents went to one of his talks in April 1990. Factual.

read: A Valediction Forbidding Mourning.
look at: Chess pieces. They're awesome.
listen to: Choir of Young Believers. He's awesome.
dislike (cos hate's a strong word): soggy bread.
love: that first breath of cold air you get in the morning when you leave the house/flat.

xxx mary

so as i am sat here typing this i am watching hollyoaks and cooking my tea.
i have decided to do a month of photos on flickr based on the theme of famous commonly used proverbs so if you can think of any tell me!


HOLLYOAKS IS SOOO SAD :'(


sherrix

help, i need somebody...

it's been a while since i've blogged. actually it's not been as long as it has for charlotte though. i'm so tireeeeed. i have a headache too, so i just had some chocolate but that didn't help and i've got loads of work to be doing but i've not even had chance yet. i need to sort some kind of time table out because i need to manage all my coursework, revision for re-sits, trying to get through each history lesson without breaking down and then just walking out because of how shitty it is, it's so boring...painting and selling jumpers and stuff for mine and charlottes clothing company thing, and i need to start revising for all my mocks which are in december, what a nice build up to christmas they give us! :( oh well. as my friend georgia would say, "Life's a bitch and then you die" Lovely.

but to end it on a sort of good note, i'm starting the whole 365 photo thing again, and i'm going to do it this time, Charlottes doing a 365 doodle-a-day too so we can keep each other going! I have an idea for my first one, but i think from after that i'll either be asking for words that i could do a photo relating too, OR i'll be putting my iTunes on shuffle and doing a photo related to the song name/any word in the song that comes up first...should be easier that way and a bit more exciting for me.

-victoria X

Que the tumbleweed

Seems there has been a lack of posts on this here blog. I'm going to change that right now.

I'm sat here writing a completely boring essay on sculptures. So instead of boring you with sculpture details, I'll you about a really weird but short dream I had.

The whole dream was made up of a mix of black and green colours. There was a man standing at the edge of a deep pond like river which was completely black but moving rapidly. The sides of the river were covered in tall grass. All of a sudden you hear a splash and when you look the man has fallen into the river. Then all of a sudden he stands up out of the water which you now realise only comes upto his knees. But as he stands you see that he's covered in what I can only describe as fleas, all over his body. You can only see his eyes. Then out of nowhere these dragonfly like insects rise up out of the grass and fly towards him. At first you're completely shocked as you think they are attacking him as they swarm all over his body. As they fly away from his body you then see that they've eaten all of these black insect like creatures off him, and the man just stands there still, in the river, staring at his hands in what can only be described as amazement.

Then it ends.


Did I ever mention I have a really bad phobia of insects?

Love Charlotte

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VON!!

hollah for a dollah

Hey kidz
I'm sat in my local library and I shall tell you a tale.

-Yesterday I saw Noah & The Whale with Vic, it was going sort of well...I suppose, until a man in a hat shouted "SMILE!" at us from between the tour buses as we drank some "hot chocolate" with stolen plastic knives. After he disappeared I thought nothing more of it, and oh how very wrong I was. This self same man then went onto try to sell us some bikes, ask us if we thought this little turd was "Pretty" (no) and then gave us beer? I don't know what he was expecting...We had to return the beer and hot foot it down the road as he shouted after us. I was tense for another half hour fo' sho'.
Scary stuff.
And what does Charlie Fink do? Laugh his curly-haired, London ass off at us.
I'm not usually this bitter (?) I suppose you could say, but that was the most harassed I've ever felt!
Noah and the Whale were lovely though and I'm very glad I went!

-Other reasons for me to be excited are that Jay Jay Pistolet is playing on the 28th of November at some place called Dulcimer(?!) and I might have possibly not sure for certain got a review of Josh Weller into Same Teens fanzine :)

-It's Von's birthday today aswell, so Happy Birthday again lovely, I hope what's left of the day is the best yet!!

love and caring bizniz, Mary xxx

ps, I'm also going to unashamedly promote my musak blog I Am Machin. And it turns out I was on Golden Silvers guestlist guys! Ha.

i feel so fucking proud

i helped annoy chris moyles on radio1 this morning.
i sent in a text asking him if the special take that announcement was that they are releasing new tour dates, and after the track stopped playing on the radio, he was saying about how people have been texting in asking him if what he was ment to be announcing was the tour date.
YESSSSSSSS
i only knew because my dad goes to the same gym as howards brother from take that and they are good mates so he finds out all loads of stuff, like they are going to the brit awards!

anyway
as victoria said its half term, one whole week off.
it doesnt really seem much to me because i spent yesterday reading, texting vicky and sewing...
and today i got up at 7.15am and couldnt sleep so i had a drink of tea and decided to take my time getting ready. Now i am waiting on my grandma to text me saying she is home so we can go shopping at crown point, well she just rang me and said she is on her way round!
Got a text before off lucy asking if i am free to do some media filming tomorrow, i suppose i am but i dont want to film at the moment!


love sheridan

hello lisa
von
vicky
charlotte
and mary
x

"Airport, you've got a smiling face, you took the one I love so far away, flying away, flying away..."

I thought I'd post this story, because yesterday was a very important day for me. So, my mother and I went to the airport because my sisters arrived here ! I've been waiting for this moment for months ! It was really amazing. When I saw my two sisters, I had such a silly smile on my face ! I couldn't stop hugging Laura, and when I realized that there was also my older sister, I couldn't stop hugging her ! Haha... Then we went back to home, my dog was so excited when he saw them ! He couldn't stop moving around his tail, it was funny ! I feel a bit delighted now, I'm not alone anymore !

- Lisa.

PS : Victoria, you do have a talent ! You are very talented, but you haven't realized it yet ! :D

now i walk the streets like a stranger in my own town...

hmmm i have a week off. thank god. i have never hated modern history so much. it's awful, why did i take it? Only 8 months-ish until i get it finished and fail the exam. aswell as my music one and probably every other exam. not looking forward to june 09 at all. or august 09 when i get it on a piece of paper that i've failed. urgh.

anyway, today was good, me, sheridan and geraldine went to town, which was a nice change and a good day. i bought loads of jumpers and t-shirts for me and charlotte to paint and sell, finally, yes!
and tomorrow it's my brothers, chris' birthday and we're off to see the mystery jets which is really cool and a bonus being we get to see mary. oh and then noah and the whale on monday! :D exciting stuff!

i'm hungry, not sure what to have to eat...spaghetti on toast? choco snaps? (tescos version of coco pops which is about 100000000000x better than coco pops!! and cheaper.) hmmm, i should go see what i can have.

oh yeah, could people recommend some songs/send me some? I really want to listen to some different music, we can do music trades :]
so if your up for a music trade, comment and then i'll give you my email and we can send some songs. or you could send me a mix cd. :D whatever floats your boat! just comment.

i'm going to go search for some food, my blog posts are so boring, von and charlotte have good imaginations. i'm searching for my talent. hmph. i want an accordian. i wish i could play an instrument properly. give me a talent. :(

- victoria x

The new porn idea

The other month whilst uploading pictures in glasgow i decided to innocently tag this picture of Von with the words; 'Pig Porno'.

After I tagged it I thought nothing more about it. It was just a joke between the three of us that were there. That was until I started noticing something on flickr stats. For the last two months this photo has been constantly viewed by people typing into google and yahoo the words; "Pig Porn", "Pig Porno", "Pigs gettin jiggy" and various other pig porn related words and phrases.

I always thought the porn industry would survive just on hetrosexual or homosexual films and the occasional girl on horse film. But no, it seems porn watchers have become bored with this and want something more. It's not hot to watch two girls getting it on anymore. The new generation of porn watchers want crazy hot pig action.

Each to their own I guess.

Love Charlotte

x

i'm friends with a ping pong champion.

i did some really interesting things today. here is what i did.

- took a computing intermediate 1 nab. 

- learnt (more) about utilitarianism.

- talked about the war.

- read a philip larkin poem.

- did some german speaking.

- read new scientist.

- pretended i was 3 years younger.

- built 2 kinder egg toys.

- got caught in the rain.

- had a banter with danny, sam, brian and sean (the ping pong champ).

anyway, i just thought i would tell you all about my day. i downloaded a lot of devendra banhart and joanna newsom last night to complete my collection. it's the right time of year for their music.

also, hello lisa! it's wonderful to have you as part of the byoc team! 

(next post will contain story.)

over and out, 

- vonny x

disney films, how i love thee...

i forgot how good they were.

i can't stop listening to this song,



i love beauty and the beast.
i might just post a different disney-song-video everyday for a while.
ahh love this song.

I'm tired. i need to straighten my hair so i can go watch Jamies ministry of food (I think that's it's name) and ring von too.

so short blog post for tonight.

-victoria

p.s Lisa will begin blogging soon. And Sheridan and Mary when their online for us to give them to password and email...

we only get the heart we're given.

well today i decided to go on another adventure (i like adventures, have you guessed?). anyway, this adventure was to the postbox. i gathered up all of my letters and parcels and cards and packages and postcards and set off. i held all of the post tightly against my chest with one hand while holding my umbrella with the other. i scurried down the hill, the hem of my dress skimming the top of the puddles, all the way to the postbox.

when i arrived i slid each piece of mail into the box one by one, please with myself. after they were all gone i headed home, the rain was easing off but the ground was muddy so i gathered each side of my skirt and ran back up the hill.

when i got in i had some soup.

over and out,

- vonny

Scrubbing the cooker

I probably should be sat designing dinosaur chairs right now but I've just finished cleaning half of the cooker and would much prefer to just put my head on the table and go to sleep. Keyboards don't make comfy pillows.

I could sit here and update you on everything but I keep getting distracted by various kitchen items. I love Heinz spaghetti in tomato sauce. I wonder if my tea has gone cold... I can't drink cold tea. I remember Alphabet Aventures, I always thought Golden Girl was a bit of a slag.

Anyway, I think Vic should be punished for breaking the guitar string. Now I can't touch strings til my fingers hurt.

Oh, and isn't it about time Mary and Sherri got on this? I've been saying it for months....

Love Charlotte

x


P.S - What the fuck did I just post?

all success is fleeting i said to her,

Click on them to see more. Or click here.

-victoria.

i feel worse than when s club 7 broke up.

today was a big lump of hilarious depression.

when i woke up it was already 12 o'clock and i realised then that i had so much to do in so little time (god bless mary kate and ashley). after i had eaten a massive cheese and pickle sandwich washed down with orange juice from a special carton i decided i would crack on with my work.

my work involved writing a short play for an albino theatre company and also i had to write about my holiday in germany. the latter was slightly harder because i have never actually been on holiday to germany (unless you count a school trip five years ago where i just ate ice cream and shopped in h&m). i had to make up all about what i did and where i went and what the food was like. by the time i had finished i had dreamed up quite a nice little holiday for myself.

anyway, this is the exciting bit! i decided to take a break from the paper writing and get myself a muffin but on the way to the kitchen i spotted a door which i had never seen before. curiosity got the better of me and i went through this strange door. inside was a huge cave and i could see a shadow of a fire on the back wall of the cave. i edged closer to it, wondering if this hidden cave was occupied by any sort of human life. when i reached the back wall i saw that in the corner there was a native american man (red indian but that's not pc anymore). he was playing the pan pipes, you know sometimes you see them doing that in the middle of town? anyway, i sat down next to him and he looked deep into my eyes and said "well child, now you have found the secret hideaway of the music makers" and then he started to play 'we're going to ibiza' on the pipes.

when i finally got to the kitchen i was so amazed about what had just happened that i completely forgot about my muffin and went straight to bed. when i awoke it was night. and now i am sitting typing this.

over and out,

- vonny

i wish it was simple, but we give up easily...

i love a bit of kt tunstall, it's been a while..:]

so i forgot to post about this yesterday but on the way home a boy called craig that we know decided it'd be fun to flash his arse repeatedly. It was actually disturbing. However, the look on the old ladies face when she saw it was priceless, i was nearly crying with laughter...It was funny at the time as well as sick and disgusting.

so today was cool, i'm so tired though. Was up earlyish to go with my mum and sisters to bowling as one of them turned 7 on thursday and was having a bowling party. it was pretty cool, i didn't actually get to bowl but me charlotte and calum went on the arcades. me and charlotte went on a shooting game and my gun didn't work which pissed me off! oh and then i went on a motorbike game against calum. (Note - It's really hard to move on those things whilst wearing a skirt...)
but yeah it was fun, and then later i went into town with my dad, his girlfriend, charlotte and calum which was cool. We took my dads girlfriend in some shops she hadn't been in before, we haven't seen in her ageeees so it was nice to see her and take her in some shops she hadn't been in before. i think that's about it now, i'm so tired. i watched some of runs house earlier, it's addictive.

I think thats it for tonight.
enjoy my boring blog!
love, victoria.

my brother is sort of like me, but ten times worse.

so tonight i ordered some japanese food (well, i didn't order it) and when it came i sat down ready to tuck into my yasai bento box and my ten don rice with tempura and what do i find? WE'VE BEEN GIVEN THE WRONG FOOD! bloody pork bento box and ebi chili rice. i DO NOT do spicy. call me a diva but no. spice + vonny does not work. ever.

anyway, i'm feeling a bit crappy and stuff. i got my new glasses today and they're pretty awesome. they were free on the nhs. god bless britain.

also did a bit of research on cologne for this german paper i have to write. damn, i think it must be one of the only nice places in germany. my mother is set on going to berlin next year so i can "practice speaking german to real german people" but it seems a bit...industrial (read: boring). i am going to try and convince her to go cologne-igan instead.

anyway, i don't have much more to stay. i changed my mind about the writing once a day thing, as you might have guessed.

oh, yeah, i got a new ipod. i put pingu on it.

over and out,

- vonny x

the partys alright, i might wanna stop drinkin'

technology is shit. it's against me.
i was all excited after downloading a programme called 'Audacity' and it's one that you can remix songs on. So i downloaded it and because the internet hates our computer, i thought i could be clever (ha) and put it onto my memory card and then it might let me put it onto my computer, but no, the bastard doesn't want to work, whats with that?!

Bastard technology is out to get me nowadays.
oh wait, i just had an idea, let me see..
YES
I just beat technology, ahahahahahahahahaha!!!
i fucking win, this time technology,

victoria 1, technology 0.
parttyyyy!!!

oh before i forget, theres this man on the way home that walks his dog, and always says hello and as me and my little sister were walking back i had my had in my pocket and he stopped, and said "yer, thats right hide your gun in your pocket!" He never fails to make me laugh. He also always says have a nice evening. bless. i do love him.


anyway i best go now, i'm gonna start doing some remixes. YES!

-victoria. (1-0 to me bitch!)

oh wait, now i need to change file types. shit. sheridan'll help me. phew.
thank god for sheridan, now i'm gonna start remixing woopwoop

you have a smelly bum.

i am going to post every day for this october week. 

today i found a stray kitten lying by the roadside so i stopped my tricycle and put the kitten in the basket underneath the handlebars and drove it back home. when i showed my dad he said "no, you cannot keep it. it smells and it's not clean, it will make a mess." but i didn't want to get rid of it so i decided to hide it in my sock drawer.

later on that night after a vicious game of slapsies with my little brother (he owned me) i took a can of tuna and a couple of prawns to hugh-ee jackonelli (this is what i named the kitten. mr nelli for short) and he gobbled them up like a greedy bugger of a cat.

my mother made sloppy fish pie for dinner and when she wasn't looking i folded it up in my napkin and took it to hugh-ee. he was very grateful, although he wished it had been less cheesy.

okay, bye!

- vonny

i feel like coughing ALL THE TIME.

i have a really bad cough. the kind that when you cough it doesn't clear your throat so you need to cough all the live long day. bastards.

last night rebecca and i watched sex and the city. damn, it was good. so girly and wonderful. i need to actually start reading and watching and doing more intellectual things (hahaha) because recently i've just been reading diary of a crush and eating galaxy (twin pack for £1.50 kids!).

today we are meant to be going to look at fish with my little brother. what an exciting life i lead.

also, i have a german essay to hand in a week today, what the fuck. it has to be written all in past tense. i'm so glad that online translators exist.

i can't think of anything else interesting to tell you except a) i ordered some books of amazon and b) i think i am going to buy a holga.

over and out,

- vonny x

(p.s read motherfudging sarra manning books. they are incredible.)

Being friends with an octopus.

I didn't even know we were still using this. I feel really, really bad right now. I've neglected our poor baby and have failed to pay love support. For this, feel free to punish me.

I'm sat here wondering what to type after a foookin amazing week. But Vic keeps distracting me because she wants me to look at how big the womans arse is on Extreme Makeover: Home edition. It's pretty big.

Love Charlotte

x

I’m glad that you were waiting with me, tell me all about your day...

Looks like we made it into the papers kiddos, They could of used better photos though, ah well, better look next time!

we're not in kansas anymore.

I am on my new macbook. It is beautiful.

I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to Vic about her film. It's not fucking fair that these things happen, especially to wonderful people. Life really can be shit.

On the point of life being shit I would like to post some religious sayings.

Shit happens - Taoism

Shit happens but it isn't really shit - Buddhism

If shit happens it's your fault - Catholicism

Let shit happen to someone else - Protestantism

Why does shit always happen to us? - Judaism

Just some of the religious sayings about shit that I found on a postcard in the Religious Moral and Philosophical Studies base at school. I've realised that I see my RMPS/Philosophy teacher Mr Nixon more than my own father. Although that's not hard.

Two weeks time - Mystery Jets. Oh yeaaa, for the like 6th time.

Over and out kids,

- Vonny x

i never thought i'd get so upset over a roll of film

but after waiting 2 years to see the spinto band, when you wait a week to get it developed and then you get told they all had double exposure, it makes you want to cry. Even more so when there were shit loads of funny pictures on the camera and those pictures were some good memories.

fucking shitty day i'm so upset over a roll of film
its actually pathetic.
arghhh

vic-wants to cry her eyes out-toria. x

I FUCKING

LOVE

THE SPINTO BAND!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SHERIDAN!!!

HAPPY 16TH GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL!

WE LOVE YOU

don't you forget about me.

We just watched The Breakfast Club. I love that film. I could just quote from it all day and all night forever and ever. I love Brian. The first time I watched it Alison was my favourite but every time since then it's been Brian.

I'm sitting on Vic's bed writing this. I need to brush my teeth. They feel furry.

We played some tunes earlier. Well, a tune. And it was very very very very good. Believe me.

Anywayanywayanyway I think we're going to bed in a minute because we are both knackered something awful.

For now, toodle pip

- Vonny


hey ho bitches.

today i dragged rachael along with me to get von from oxford road train station. i'm sure there was a guy on the bus wearing...a nappy!! he was really creepy, he like turned around and smiled and i thought if i smile, he'll stop turning and grinning but it didn't work, infact he just kept turning round more. anyways, me and von decided to watch 'the breakfast club' and von keeps smelling the jumper i gave her to wear, the freak. i don't really know what else to say except i now can't stop eating tuna sandwichs. yum.

- victoria

coll-udge

I am in college. It is very boring. Rosie and I are making powerpoint presentations about the best living animal ever: sheep.

It's really bloody warm as well. Bastards.

Excited about this weekend. Make sure you're there it will be the (second) top par-t of the year. Unfortunately Charlotte won't be there.

"IS TOMORROW WORTH TONIGHT?" Sorry Orlando, I think you should hand over singing duties to the brilliant Robert Dylan Thomas.

Over and out,

- Vonny

Party people hey! I won't be here.

:'(

I probably shouldn't even be sat here typing this out as I've only just got in from college and have to go straight back out to work in about 10 minutes. I'm gutted that I'll be missing the Vonster this weekend. I hope you guys will think of me whilst I'm down in Newcastle and then in Amsterdam. Think of me as you pee.

I'm off work tomorrow so when I finish college I'mma gooona do a bloggy blogster. & Now Vic is moaning at me like a whale pooh.


Byeeee

Love Charlotte

xxxxxxxxx

one, two, three PULL SHAPES.

PARTY IN STOCKPORT.

September 19th-21st. (It's a weekender).

BYOB. We will not provide fanta, bring your own.

THIS IS A ONE OFF PARTY IN THE SCHOFIELD-WEEKS HOME. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE.

Also, I will be there, performing magic tricks that I learnt when I was five and singing a new song (about fat dinosaurs).

Peace out kids,

- Vonny

I love you, I’ve a drowning grip on your adoring face,

So i haven't blogged since the 22nd August. My bad. Sorry Von.

Anyway, not much has happened, i've only been back at school for 2 and a bit days and i already hate it. I blame history. and science. Why did i choose history? I'm stupid.
I need to re-take my 2 last maths tests too, i got C's on both but i got an A on my recent one so if i re-take my overall grade will go up, same goes for my science, i did shit on those. Hmph. Calum gave me two of the belle and sebastian CDs to listen too, today. I'm listening to the album 'Dear catastrophe waitress' at the moment and enjoying it!

Von comes down soon, woohooo, its going to be wicked. We're going to play toothpaste kisses between me, von and sheridan and we're going to teach von the x-ray dance. get ready von!
Hmm not really sure what else to say really, so i'll leave it for now!

victoria X

sleepless von.

it's late (2:06 am) and i am bored so i am going to recite the sleepless george poem from memory like i did in bed with charl and vic.

my friend george hasn't slept for five years
fatigue set in after three days then the tears dried up and the muscles in his eyelids tore.
the dreams collated and congealed into the back of his head then exploded into reality
his bed was fed up after six months and it folded away and moved in with the family down the road.

soon day became night became day became night
and he wrote a twenty thousand word thesis on sleep deprivation
ten thousand reallys and ten thousand tireds
one after the other mimicking the sheep that jumped from one side of his brain to the other
his brain became in-sync with the movements of the stars and the planets
and his heart would be once at sunrise and once as the sun set
his blood courses round him like the tides, rising and falling

he earns good money now as a statue impersonator and can be seen slouched against many london monuments
he is a slouch sell out, and he's well tired.




i'm going to largs tomorrow for a viking festival. oh yessss.

over and out, sleep tight everyone!

- vonny x

Soak 'em flexy (A doodle post)

I wanted to blog.

So, these past few days I've pretty much had no sleep. I either can't get to sleep or when I finally do I can't seem to STAY asleep. I've started violently thrashing myself around on the bed in an attempt to get to sleep! So far it's not working.

So anyway. I've been asked to do a drawing for Sherri which I'm finding pretty hard. I just can't seem to get Sherri right! I've done a few roughs so I need your help/suggestions please. Though, before you judge, this is what I had off Sherri to work with:


Ok, so basically she wants a picture of herself holding a dragon that is blowing out a candle. Here is what I have so far:





I think I'm just gonna have to start from scratch. Amongst all this drawing I decided to finally have another go at drawing Bugs Bunny. The last time I tried to draw him was when I was in single digits. I got a book on how to draw him for my birthday and I just never could. I love Bugs Bunny. :(

Although it's rough and he looks a bit perverted.... victory is mine.




Lot's of sexy love,

Charlotte

xxx

Yay for long looking posts.

bonded by blood.

I refuse to believe that the fact that Victoria Schofield and Orlando Weeks look so alike is just coincidence. I think that they were seperated at birth (or like, he/she got left in a basket when they were born. I also do not believe Orlando is the age he says he is because...I just don't.) Anyway, I decided to research everything further and have come to this conclusion:

I will be posting further evidence in future posts, this is only the beginning.

- Vonnytron. X

look me up in some phonebook under me and you.

I would like to make a post about my fiancé Charlotte. We are going to get married soon and share our love with the world.

Charlotte is the most perfect person to be with. She is funny, kind, a good cook and even better in bed. I believe that all the poems about true love were written about Charlotte. Her eyes are like sapphires, when she smiles it's like the sun is breaking out from behind a cloud and her soul is made up from all the beautiful thoughts and feelings that have ever existed.

If I didn't have Charlotte in my life I wouldn't be half the person I am today. My life would lack spirit, laughter, joy and most importantly love. Charlotte has given me a reason to live, something to love, and a reason to love life.

I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with Charlotte. She is my sun, my moon, my stars, my everything. If Charlotte wasn't around, I would be lost.

Charlotte, I love you.

- Vonny x

My Glasgow Girl

I often wonder what would've happened if it was Vons mum who would've walked in on me doing the crab dance. I guess we'll never know.

But more importantly I just wanted to make a post showing my lesbian cheese love for a certain girl. ;)

Love, Charlotte

xx

A good jig around the pixie pole is needed.

Ok, so since I haven't blogged since... whenever it was I'll do a quick sum up of the last few days.

G-g-g-g-unit were reunited after one members suspension. Ultimate dance moves followed. My Dorito love grew stronger and got more freaky. My two younger sisters aged 6 & 7 started a band. Not long after the 6 year old whom also is the band manager, fired two members of the band. The next day they were allowed to join the band again, only to be fired one hour later.

"Rachael, do you even want to be in this band? Do you want to play lead kazoo? Because right now you're acting like a 1 year old and you are 11!" - Band manager/singer/dancer/6 year old.

Now I'm having a complete block and I can't remember details of the last few days. I do however remember going out last night to a friends leaving meal/party and he only showed up for 2 minutes as he was already drunk and been out at the casino. I can't hate him though. He was my first fiancé.

Anyway, to make this blog even longer I will tell you about my Dorito daydreams. The other night when I came in from work at about 20 past 12 I went into the kitchen and to my suprise my mum and Carl were still up and there was a big bag of Doritos on the kitchen top. I was tempted to have a packet but decided I might aswell wait until morning... When I woke up there wasn't any there at all. It turns out that I had imagined the Doritos on the kitchen top and that they weren't there when I got in from work.

:( This is only one of many fake Dorito sightings.

Oh. and Calum is amazing.


Love Charlotte

xxx

she sits on the steps by the eiffel tower square

Yesterday I had a water fight. It was Cat's little brother's birthday and we all went to her house and got SOAKED. But it was fun. Super fun.

Then we hung about, ate curry and sat in the secret room (there is a video on flickr). We stayed up until like 2am because there was a programme about Underage that they said The Maccabees would be on. BUT THEY WEREN'T. Screw you Channel 4.

Slept until 12. Had a fried egg sandwich and some salt and vinegar crisps. Checked emails. Jammed in the front room (title of this is from a freshly written song, assuming there are steps by the Eiffel Tower). Took down recycling. Drank some coke and ate cake. Took some photos. Came home.

I am so hungry and I've eaten so much. But I'm still hungry. Not good.

This post was pointless, I just wanted to fill everyone in on what I've been doing.

Big big love!

- Vonnytron

by my side, you'll never be

so no ones blogged today which is weird, well yesterday because i just looked and noticed it's 12.27am. shittt. I'm watching greys anatomy. i love this programme. today we went to town, we being me, charlotte and sheridan, was a nice trip.

can't really think of much else to say, so yes, hope everyones good!

love, victoria x

eww.

my hands smell and taste of fimo...

surely that's not good.

i wrote charlotte a poem to show her how much i love her but she might not share it.

weeksie and charl, i love you dearly.

- vontronic x

p.s i have to go and see angus, thongs and perfect snogging AGAIN tomorrow. i guess i can look forward to maccabees lovin' <33333

Points for sparing me (the embarrassment of drunken conduct)

so i just wanted to blog to say what i've just ate for my tea. crisp butties and party rings.
I'm listening to the spinto band too and getting really excited for october 5th. I can't wait, i'm going to be peeing myself in excitement.

that's about it really!

love victoria, X

My memory doesn't help in bloggin' situations

Ok, so the whole taking it in turns to post blogs can just die now. I forgot what days I was supposed to do as soon as you announced them.

I'm now struggling to remember what I did today. I remember feeling sad as I looked at the half empty bag of Doritos.

This morning I was telling everyone how we should go to the park early but no, everyone was either watching tv or reading books. So when we did finally decide to get in the car and drive to the GOOD park it started pissing it down. So we turned the car round and went back. We had a nice indoor picnic. Just us seven girls of the house sat eating ice fingers and watching Peter Pan. I do believe in Faries! I do! I do!

& now I'm sat here tired, listening to some www.myspace.com/joshweller ella.


Love, Charlotte

xx

sticking to my word

So earlier i said i'd blog later on, so here we go.

We got in the car, went to get some food because we were planning on going to a park and having a picnic, but then Manchester being Manchester, it started raining, so instead we headed home, put a 'picnic rug' and ate our food whilst watching peter pan (Not the cartoon one!) It was nice.

So now I'm really quite tired considering it's not even 6.30. Hmmm I'm trying to think about what else to say but i can't, i have a headache!

love victoria

P.s Von don't worry about the days thing, i can't be bothered with it!

remember you had a walkman.

It's alright for some, swanning off to the park while others are sitting in a double period of Philosophy ready to take a nap. School again, the "headteacher" (whose name is William Wight, but he is nothing like the real William White) came up to us today and started talking about how smart and mature we looked in our shirts and ties. I wanted to shout out "I feel ridiculous! I don't look mature! I just look like I should be going to school! Uniform goes against everything I stand for!" but thought I'd better leave it so I turned up Jamie T full volume.

I bought my friend's Fujifilm Instax today (Charlotte that explains my text) for a tenner. It weighed down my already heavy bag like a motherfudger but hey, that's life. I have an ulcer on my top lip as well as my bottom and it hurts so badly. I want to cry.

Listen to (I've been jamming to this recently): http://www.box.net/shared/p52panbxe6
Look at:
(I think we should scrap having certain days for certain people, I like blogging.)

That's me finished, see ya later, ciao bella!

Vonny x

p.s Charlotte, today we were watching some thing about Philosophy in class and I nearly burst out laughing thinking of the crab. I miss you two.

dorito lovin'

it's safe to say, me and charlotte are hooked on doritos, i blame Von.

We miss you von!
I'll blog properly later, we're off to the park!

victoria x

there's a hole in my heart that i want you to fill.

Okay, so it's not my day for blogging but I had my first day back at school today. Also, I've decided to start using capitals since all the cool kids are doing it. But anyway, I went to school today and looked like a tosser because we apparently have to wear shirts and ties (Vic will be happy to know this). It was complete tosh and school should be banned (not really because I do actually like learning).

I found this when I came home:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhP_ao3hfnk
(I don't know how to embed the video, Charlotte?)

And also, I think you should all watch this:

Victoria filmed it. It's also on her flickr. I think it's safe to say Charlotte and I were pretty excited by the lightsabers. I miss the Whites.

Over and out,

Vonny W x

A dark day for me.

I have just ate the last packet of Doritos (DORI-TOES) in the house. I knew I should've bought another 6 pack from tescos earlier. What am I going to eat now? Chocolate? I don't think so! I guess I am lucky that they don't sell the Nacho flavoured Doritoes over here in the UK. If they did by the end of the week I'd be both skint and obese. You'd most likely find me lying in the gutter with bright orange teeth - and that would be after one week.

I think we should all take a moments silence as I eat the last Dorito in the pack.

-

Done.

I also want to take this moment to say; Von, I miss dancing for you. :(

Love Charlotte

x

don't wanna lie alone.

victoria and charlotte are on the train now. i dropped them off at the station and they left at 20 to 2. i feel unbelievably mopey. i think i'm going to have a bath, read, maybe have a hot chocolate and a nap. my heart isn't doing too good.

i've had more fun this summer, especially during my trip to manchester and the schofield/white glasgow invasion, than i have in years. no joke. hopefully soon we can be reunited (EVERYONE this time) and party again. maybe it will be for maccabees, and hopefully by the end of the year. cross your fingers everyone, my life depends on it.

so now i don't really have anything to do. i'm probably going to end up wandering the halls of the flat looking for a schofield and breaking down when i can't find one. it's been so good, i miss them. charl and weeks, if you're reading this i love you two. you brighten up my life so much and i have so much fun when i'm with you.

i guess i should go and try not to slit my wrists.

big love out there.

- vonny x

Oh my! There are ducks in my pants.

Well, well, well... where do I start?

Let's just talk about Pizza Express.

Last night we decided to go out into town just so we could go eat at Pizza Express. ('We' being me, Von and Vic.) Pizza Express is basically a snobby version of Pizza Hut. It was shit. After we ordered our pizzas we realised we had forgotten to order Garlic bread! As we didn't know what the Garlic Bread at Pizza Express was like we just ordered one. Von was the one who asked for it anyway. So about ten minutes later what do we get? A FUCKING GARLIC CHODE. I'm not even joking. It also looked like a bit of a turd. Some Garlic man was probably sat in the kitchen just shitting them out onto plates for everyone.

This is the garlic chode in question:

The above has chodemania going on. If you entered it into a Chode competition it would win first place.

Oh and today I made Von cry.

Love Charlotte.

i don't feel as if i know you, you take up all my time

I'm being abused mentally and physically by both Charlotte and Siobhain. It's horrible. I'm going to need counseling after tomorrow. Von was having some psycho laughing fit before, it was worrying. Von may come across as small and innocent but she isnt, she's a bully. Charlotte always been a bully so i know how to handle that biatch.

We ate pasta earlier. Scooby doo shaped pasta. At the table with candles. We drank capri suns with it too. I know, i know, how fucking romantic. Don't you wish you were there? I bet you do, actually i don't bet, I KNOW.

I can't be arsed writing anymore because it takes effort and i'm still recovering from all the abuse i've recieved over the last few days. send me sympathy please. thanks.

lots of lovin' weeksy.

yeah you're cool. twat.

this is our blog bitches. victoria, charlotte and von in glasgow round the table ha ha ha ha ha fucking ha.

i'm a little bit hyper becuz i put bongela on my ulcer and it's a fucking drug. i've got a sore throat (from all the shouting in our last fight) because charlotte was pretending to be a crab and i walked in on her and then i got all hysterical and all that stuff and ha ha ha it was hilarious. we took a video, maybe it will be floating about somewhere. i am laughing like a crazy assed mofo. oh yeaaa.

vic and charl are singing jamie t. it's funny.

i'm getting a bit sleepy after my laughing fit, my eyes are going. ooooooooopsssz. anyway, we went pizza express last night and it was fucking disgusting. don't go. ever. ever. ever in your whole life.

i would just like to say that i love charlotte and victoria so much. they're two of the best girls in the whole world and i feel like we're all family when we're together. they mean so much to me and despite only knowing each other for less than a year they're two of my best friends in this vast vast universe. i love them dearly.

toodle pip.

- vonnytron x